In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Googleplex Starthinker

First Programmer Fook: And are you not a greater analyst than the Googleplex Starthinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?

Deep Thought

Deep Thought: A five-week sand blizzard? You ask this of me who has contemplated the very vectors of the atoms* in the Big Bang itself? Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.


* If one wanted to be pedantic, one could point out that atoms were not created until 380,000 years after the Big Bang.